mamplet

derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....

pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.

by trishmacfish December 24, 2010

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Mipple

The Male Nipple.

Also refered to as moob

"Wow you have serious Mipples!"

by Lauraaawwwrr October 31, 2007

Mipples

Man nipples

man!!! my mipples got twisted by that girl last night and man did it feel good

by djshaggyd March 6, 2009

Mumple Frumps

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.

Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.

by surfer20 May 19, 2005

Mipple

The physical characteristic affecting various men in which the nipples are unreasonably large and erectly protrude past the point of normalcy.

Mipples lead to the debilitating condition where a man can be "mippling", which causes chafing or bleeding when exposed to particularly harsh fabrics or natural fibers like wool, as well as embarrassment when wearing thin t-shirts in public places.

Jesus Betty, look at the mipples on that guy! They look like two thimbles on an ironing board."

by MikeH82 January 8, 2009

mipples

Man nipples, aka Bitch Tits.

Check out the mipples on Jimmy Berguin!

by Bob's got Bitch Tits October 19, 2012