Van Millimeter

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

milfeteria

An eating establishment predominantly patronized by women of child-bearing age.

I went for a light lunch at the salad bar and it was full of women on diets. I was the only man in there. What a milfeteria!

by Dr. Robstew March 31, 2013

4 millimeter defeater

A man who has a 4 millimeter cock or a catapult that has a base of 4 millimeters.

Tyrone has a 4 millimeter defeater which is small for his family.

by A cool cuh January 30, 2022

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

Kilometerage

1) The distance, in kilometers, from point A to point B.
2) The amount of recorded kilometers a vehicle has driven.

What's the kilometerage on this Ferrari?

by Cybio November 9, 2003