Russian dude that watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, plays the piano and doesn't eat lunch anywhere but at home. One can never be sure about his sexuality but everyone is attracted to him. He has a lot of female friends but isn't interested in any of them. Mikhail is looks about 5 years older than he actually is but is usually the youngest in the group. In his free time he hangs on discord, plays single-player games or shooters. Mikhail does NOT like Ark: Survival Evolved. Most of his male friends names start with M: Milos, Mateusz or Michael. Also Mikhail seems to pass any test without studying any longer than an hour.
by Tactician123456789 November 23, 2021
by Domiod January 08, 2019
A large-nosed fella who, without reason, is equipped with large toes. As it is written in the law of the land, Mikhail does not understand basic social etiquette. He will sometimes sit down next to you and stare at you dead in the eyes and say, "Am I being weird right now?" A girl on a bed thinks Mikhail is beautiful, but a guy in a chair thinks Mikhail is a delicious dick-hole with a dream.
Why is Mikhail here?
by Michael Fucker October 08, 2018
Mikhail is an asshole. He always ignores people and only loves himself. He thinks that he is a big dick but in real he can be only a piece of shit nothing more. Furthermore he is stupid af his Instagram account sucks.
by Someone that has a crush on May 22, 2017
He is a confederate. He also looks exactly like Jonesy from Fortnite. He is really racist. he is also autistic. He is a Republican.
Mikhail is dumb as fuck
by Obesekid April 06, 2022
by Neeeoowwww August 25, 2019
Mikhails a hoe !
by phamton_superntt February 21, 2019