Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.
P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
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The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
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Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"
by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015
Get the Mike Wazowski'd mug.The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.
Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
by The Johnnyman March 1, 2021
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Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
by swagboyp October 20, 2021
Get the Mike Wazowski Special mug.In Disney's Monster Inc. one of the main characters, Mike Wazowski, gets to be on the cover of a magazine and a commercial and both time his face is covered up by a barcode and a logo. Both times his friends and family are worried he might take it hard but he's just excited to be there. Not even phased.
Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.
Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.
She/he/they went on a trip and things didnt pan out the way they thought. Regardless they we just stoked to be there. They had big Mike Wazowski Vibes.
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The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
Person 1: “Yeah I gave my girl a Mike wazowski piss eye last night.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
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