Hemiplegic Migraine

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.

Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

by ultravio-lence005 March 16, 2022

testicular migraine

When someone or something is being a pain in the balls

"Man, you're giving me a testicular migraine... you're a pain in my balls"

by T3CHNOLOG1C March 21, 2020

migraineicity

A latent construct of headache severity

The migraineicity of this headache is off the chart! It's killing me!!

by Timproxy August 20, 2013

body migraine

When the entire body experiences throbbing and sensitivity to light, noise, and/or odors.

"I can't move, I have a body migraine!" said Katie, after spending all day moving out of her apartment.

Chelsea: I went to the gym for the first time in 3 months.

Bailey: Great! How was it?

Chelsea: I have a body migraine.

pain misery soreness u-haul

by urbanEH May 23, 2016

uterine migraine

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

Beaver Migraine

A massive Migraine from lack of pussy in ones life.

Tanveer has a fat Beaver Migraine cause he hasn’t ate the Pussy in a long ass time

by Bob_The_Builder November 18, 2018

Migraine skank

A derogatory noun used to denote an employee who feigns common illnesses to get time off work. It is commonly used by the aforementioned person's disgruntled colleagues who are aware of the deceipt taking place

So and so is a migraine skank - he recovered from swine flu in 24 hrs?

by self proclaimed genius December 25, 2009