midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Middleterranean

A person that appears to be of Middle Eastern or Mediterranean decent, or a mix, and can also include north African ethnicities.

Katie: "I've been talking with this guy from Tinder, isn't he delicious?" (Shows photo)
Ashley: "Oh wow, he is hot! Where is he from?"
Katie: "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he's Middleterranean. Just the way I like it!"

by E_Rocks October 26, 2015

Midgetcody syndrome

Meaning your a midget for life

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006