“Dude did you see Kara’s freak out after she railed all those lines? It was midged as fuck.”
“Yeah that guy who always walks around town with a trench coat on at night is super midged.”
“Yeah that guy who always walks around town with a trench coat on at night is super midged.”
by G W Fan September 14, 2021
1: a small fly. see myiasis
Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century
biting midge gall midge
Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century
biting midge gall midge
The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
by Nco November 24, 2003
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by don’t call me a midge December 23, 2019
Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.
by Arnold October 08, 2003
When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
by PodBerry February 06, 2009
by Onetothenuts November 16, 2012