Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

the middleyou

this is a farmer term used to describe the middle of smoething. (The middleyou... - The middle of...)

i was abroad in the middleyou the field cutting the grass

by johnny swift May 26, 2010

Ashton Middleton

Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist

That man is an ashton middleton

by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022

Middleton

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

by BJ76 September 24, 2005

Middletown Middle School

A bunch of white ass kids acting like they are from the hood.

“Bro u can’t say the n word, ur white”
“ I got the n slip”
That’s Middletown Middle School for u.

gfy.

by DisSoupLover February 8, 2019