midas touch of shit 

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

midas touch of shit by VioletSays December 22, 2016

Midas bukkake 

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

Midas bukkake by Lalliman September 8, 2012

Midas Presence 

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

Midas Presence by j-cutter November 4, 2009

Midas Touch 

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

Midas Touch by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004

Midas punch 

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.

The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.

Midas punch by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005

Midas Bitch 

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

Midas Bitch by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008

Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.

"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."

Midas Rule by Nivlong July 27, 2013