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microcorrespondence

"microcorrespondence": noun. A generally written form of correspondence in which the length of the message and/or the time required to compose it is greatly abbreviated compared to traditional methods of communication (e.g. written letters sent via postal mail). Microcorrespondence is generally electronic in nature and may or may not be addressed to more than one recipient at a time.
Twitter updates, Facebook pokes, Facebook wall posts.

"Scholars have begun to wonder whether microcorrespondence works to decrease social isolation or whether it serves to weaken the depth of the average person's social ties."
by Matthew M.C. Roberts February 23, 2008
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Microdoodle

A simple, short and creative video clip, part of a series, created for viewing and sharing on the web and social networks. TV commercials for the new media, with personality and charm.
Have you seen the latest Microdoodle from Two Paddocks Wines? So funny!
by TheMicrodoodleCompany August 24, 2011
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microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat
by MCMAAD May 25, 2016
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microherd

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.
Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.
by JCEG November 20, 2006
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microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.
-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005
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microporn

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.
And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.
by andino September 23, 2006
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microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
by Fake Steve January 14, 2008
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