Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation

Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca

by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019

Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

Microwaved

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female

friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice

by matsh December 3, 2010