microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

microphile

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.

My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!

by Ace Corona January 1, 2009

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!

See that strip on www.penny-arcade.com

by AdamDude January 18, 2004

Microclit

Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.

That girl has a microclit the size of a grain of rice.

by pumbucks May 29, 2018