Michelangelo

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.

Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!

by chasethedoor November 2, 2011

michelangelo buonarroti

Born: 1475, Died: 1564

Principal location: Florence, Italy

All around bad-ass artist of the Italian Renaissance, famous for such bad-assery as sculpting the David and the Pieta, painting the Last Judgment and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, designing the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica, inspiring Mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the shit out of Leonardo Da Vinci.

"Hey man, I just came from the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence. You, know, the museum with Michelangelo Buonarroti's David. It was awesome!"

"I know, right, that guy was such a bad-ass!"

by custer58 April 12, 2010

Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")

They/He had a Michelangelo moment!

by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021

Michelangelo

The Ninja Turte that wore the orange face covering and had the numchuks or nunchakas as a weapon, depending on which martial art he was mastering.

1) Michelangelo was a martial artist that painted his enemies red.

2) The Asian bartender was training to be the next Michelangelo, which would be an honor even to Bruce Lee.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Michael Angelo

It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.

I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.

by Sunsets and goodbyes August 16, 2021