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Microserf

Someone who is beholden to the infallibility of Microsoft products.
Only a Microserf could believe that someone else's newly deployed and fully patched linux server with no email binaries could be responsible for SPAM originating from their own W2K network.
by bondibox August 28, 2013
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Mia Rose

a Girl who sleep with three guys at the same time and gets pregnant but in the end chooses and has a happy ending
“Did u hear about that girl who got pregnant apparently she doesn’t know who the father is”

“Such a mia rose”
by Datbitch💋 May 17, 2018
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microselling

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets
Account Executives who use the MicroSelling methodology are 10X more productive than those who do not.
by MicroStrategist October 21, 2020
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microservice

A microservice is a component of software that is independent of the larger system.

This enables a developer to spend the weekend rewriting critical system functionality as a passion project without risking total system collapse.
Resulting in potentially usably incongruent abominations within the wider system.
Ensuring that said developer has job security, in being the only one that understands a small but crucial part of the system.
Dev: Hi Boss, I built an experimental microservice on Saturday to replace that one part of the system that is a bit iffy. I'm sure we can iterate on in and make usable and highly available.
Boss: Highly available? Release it today!
Dev: *Job Secured*
by Dr. Fro November 2, 2020
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Midrose

Life of the party (only around her friends). Can seem quiet or shy around others. Kind of lacks social skills, but is still an all around decent person.
Random Person: “Oh hey, is that Midrose?”
by FordyFox April 9, 2023
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Mairose

She is a single, loving, and hard-working mother who has experienced countless things in her life. Yet, those experiences are nothing but testaments to how resilient of a woman she is. She is God-fearing, talented, strong-willed, independent, resourceful, and the greatest of all, she takes care of her only child just like how a mother should. With her infectious smile and radiant presence, she is loved by all.
"Mairose. That's the kind of woman she is, need I say less?"
by minapsycho July 29, 2024
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