goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.

The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.

by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015

The black mower

Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.

Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!

by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020

Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.

Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"

by The Hodge February 8, 2006

Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003

Slope Mower

A woman who only dates Asian men

Look at that white girl in the tight pantz, she's such a slope mower.

by Jim Raynor 2 May 14, 2013

lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

by annomus8 June 3, 2011