meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.

He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.

by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017

moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.

Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."

by kikispeedster May 22, 2010

cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Mangletron

A Human form of "Transformer", who pilages his/herself using substances until one transforms into a mangled wreck.

Chad has managed to miss surfing yet again this Saturday morning due to his extensive partying last night, What a mangletron!

by chADDerall November 16, 2009

Mangleable

A girl you think is worthy of sexual intercourse is mangleable.

" Hey Kyle check out that gimpy fat girl"

"She is totaly mangleable"

by Mangle man October 27, 2010

manglewhore

One who is a whore for mangling stuff.

Have you ever seen the work that Henry does, he's a real manglewhore!

by meatface November 26, 2010

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022