Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.

You maffist!

by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020

maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

by SID the goose October 4, 2007

maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.

A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.

by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010

H6 Maffia

a bunch of illiterate douchebags who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

H6 Maffia got beaten up by the daughters of the H6 Mafia because they couldn't spell.

by H6 Mafia September 24, 2003

Maffew

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

by cheeseylol September 22, 2009