The craving of megan fox, mainly by 14-15 year old boys who are very sexually frustrated spending days at a time worshipping the actress.
''I haven't seen james in 3 weeks''
'i think he's in his room batting off about megan fox'
''i think he has megomania'
'i think he's in his room batting off about megan fox'
''i think he has megomania'
by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009
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I just got on the elevator with meloman and it was difficult to look at him.
Meloman was on the golf course today burning himself to a crisp on the course. No hat, no sunblock.
Meloman was on the golf course today burning himself to a crisp on the course. No hat, no sunblock.
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by MotaramPatel November 22, 2021
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He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
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These people often do not go outside and the typical structure of a mayo man is 5'1 450lbs twitter activist who use axe body spray instead of showering
They can also be known as Reddit Mod Discord Cum Femboy Sluts or Incel Retards
These people often do not go outside and the typical structure of a mayo man is 5'1 450lbs twitter activist who use axe body spray instead of showering
They can also be known as Reddit Mod Discord Cum Femboy Sluts or Incel Retards
Girl 1:OMG LOOK AT THE MAYOMAN HE SMELLS LIKE INDIA
Girl 2:I know right
Mayo Man:*uhh**glurb* Hey Kitten
Girl 2:I know right
Mayo Man:*uhh**glurb* Hey Kitten
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