The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
by MadeiraCakeForLife July 9, 2009
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Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009
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A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
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What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
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