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metanerd

a member of the internet and telecommunications technology community who actively reports on technological developments in the field (as a profession, hobby, or both). this reporting is facilitated by emerging technologies, which are frequently the subject of reports (e.g. twitter, qik.com). individuals frequently cite the reports of other members of the community, resulting in a phenomenon in which new information of any value rarely emerges and members consciously and/or unconsciously promote the marketable technologies they require in order to try to make a name for themselves by drooling all over these technologies without actually doing anything but use them.
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by branch flip August 4, 2008
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Metzgered

The act of being lead to believe the false hope of having a chance with the opposite sex (normally a girl) and always ends with sorrow, resentment, and bitterness. And is the perfect opportunity for your friends to make fun of you after
Did you get any last night, naw man I got Metzgered
by Bdam Fleadrick July 20, 2008
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Metzeropolis

Metropolis where prostitution is legal and governed by the state.
The individual metropolitan areas in Canada were labelled by foreigners from Europe as metzeropolis, as prostitution is considered escorting in Canada, and any woman with a license who is regularly tested for venereal diseases may sign up with an escort agency to start making $300/hr on calls.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 16, 2016
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metzery

A beautiful person, inside and out. Will never lie or stab you in the back. Unique as hell, one-in-a-billion woman, hard-working mom and wife material. Spicy and sweet, and just as pretty as the moon. Once you meet one, she’ll change your world for the better.
“Damn that girl Metzery is wife material. Never seen anyone like her before. Definitely gonna marry her.”
by MrFauncy November 23, 2021
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Dawson Metzger

Dawson Metzger

has a big forehead and is retardation
by Dawson is gayyy April 18, 2019
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cole metzger

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.
“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
by beomics March 16, 2024
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Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life
Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state
by Not Declan. May 21, 2024
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