Metrofuckotopolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

My weekly business trips to the Denver metrofuckotopolis are both required and dreaded.

by Bauart November 20, 2009

metrofuckotropolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

I live in the Atlanta metrofuckotropolis

by Bauart Creative November 20, 2009

Metropark

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

by MMDG July 22, 2010

Metronecktual

A southern redneck gentleman at heart with a bit of modern day style and the charm of both worlds.

Jacob is quite the avid hunter during the day, but ready to mingle in style at night. He is such a dreamy metronecktual.

by Msjaxon February 27, 2014