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400 meter dash

A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.
I run the 400 meter dash at my school.
by TheRobot99 March 14, 2008
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Meter

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second
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800 meter

An event commonly ran for track and field: a mix between sprinting and distance. Those who are good at are seen as superhuman by the rest of the team. 800 meters is about half a mile. Commonly referred to as simply "the 800"
Why run the 800 (800 meter) when you could light yourself on fire and roll in broken glass and feel the same way?
by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014
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Canadian Parking Meter

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"
I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.
by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011
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Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives
*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
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Swag-O-Meter

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009
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Meterman

Meterman is a superhero who goes around feeding parking meters and saving people from costly parking tickets. Troy Griffin created Meterman for his Cable Access TV Show Random Insanity in 2000. Since Meterman's inception he has been featured in newspapers and TV News Broadcasts in Chapel Hill NC, Cincinnati OH, and Los Angeles CA. Meterman can still be found on the streets of Los Angeles saving tickets and he says his mission is to "Save citizens time, money and frustration by feeding expired parking meters and saving tickets.

-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!
A Superhero in black tights and a red cape swooped down and put a quarter in my meter just seconds before that bitch ass meter maid wrote me a ticket. I exclaimed "Thank you Meterman" as I laughed in the meter maid's sorry ass face!
by troyster68 December 13, 2009
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