mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

Mystical25

A RuneScape player who was always given a hard time by Rb0287 and EvilKal... And they loved it.

Also known as a ravaging tyrant.

Mystical25? Isn't she in that gorilla cage over there?

by Guitar Guru January 7, 2005

Mystical Fudge

The most awesome band to ever exist!!!
from 2006-2008 they melted the faces off
of the east coast!!
LONG LIVE THE FUDGE!!!!
MELT THE FUDGE!!!!

too bad mystical fudge broke up due to internal affairs
fudgehead for life!!

by mdrc1010011010 June 24, 2009

mystical dragonhorse

a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire

i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse

my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.

by mysticdh January 13, 2011

Mystical Fold

A woman's vaginal area.

"Show me that mystical fold, baby."

by iihmnaili January 15, 2014

mystical thot

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

by Adam the great May 20, 2018

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022