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mystical dragonhorse 

a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire
i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse

my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.
mystical dragonhorse by mysticdh January 13, 2011

Dragonlore 

A fucking expensive ass shit gun on steam pricing around 700-7000$ which only rich stupid douchebags and frickin drug dealing retards buy only to use as cosmetic purposes
guy;clicks on paypal,spends 10,000 dollars (7000 bucks but hes "thug and dont give fux" so he gives and extra fuckin 3000$,buy a fuckkin dragonlore

Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
Dragonlore by KingBlack_dragon July 12, 2015

Dragonforce Hater 

Someone who happens to dislike the Power Metal band Dragonforce.
Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?

dragonforce 

To complete a project, task, assignment, etc as fast as possible, paying little/no attention to detail, finesse, quality of results, etc. Adapted from DragonForce, a power metal band from England known for their intensely fast songs.
"I really don't care about this class, so I'm just going to dragonforce the final project."

Dragonforce wrist

The wrist injury that frequently results from attempting to play "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce, on Guitar Hero 3. It's a combination of both carpal tunnel and a sprain in the left wrist, sometimes accompanied by a slow dull ache in the right wrist.
The only way to avoid Dragonforce wrist is to never attempt playing "Through the Fire and Flames". However, since this is nearly impossible for the red-blooded Guitar Hero loving American male, an hour long break may ease the pain.
Slash has Dragonforce wrist even though he owned the song and the game blew to freaking pieces because of his awesome guitar wizardry.
Dragonforce wrist by Jona-Tron January 6, 2008

dragonforce 

A Power Metal band who managed to get through three albums without anyone noticing that every song was exactly the same as the last. Exactly.
Billy Everyteen: Wow! This band is so amazing! Herman Li is god! I'm going to have to listen to more of their music.

-Half an hour later, after having sampled more of Dragonforce's library of songs-

Billy Everyteen: Haven't I heard this song before?
dragonforce by Thaddeus Sivana December 7, 2006