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Merrimack Valley High School

Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011
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Merrimack

Merrimack is a town in Southern NH and it is full of queefs who live in their own little bubble of a town. The guys there think they're so hard and rough because they don't know what the streets are like or how the real world is. The chicks are the same way and usually sluts.

If you disagree you either have not been to Merrimack or you live in Merrimack
Merrimack sucks
by TheTruthMuhfugga January 26, 2010
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Mergime is another word for flawless or perfect. She is the one that can change your world by acting just like she is. This name also says that this girl has many secrets that only her bests knows.
Make sure you dont mess with her or try to challenge her, she will win.
mergime
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Merima

a person , usually a girl from europe(:
Merima likes making men happy , if you what i mean. Merima is a very nice person , and makes you want to pee your pants.
Damn, Merima made me piss my pants.
by Why hell do you care?! January 17, 2009
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Shawne Merriman

Also known as "Lights Out". He was born May 25, 1984. Shawne Merriman is the best effin line backer EVER! Won Rookie of the Year his first year as a Charger AND went to pro-bowl his first year too. He currently resides in San Diego, California.
Shawne Merriman's a BEAST!
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Merrimack NH

Pretty much a decent town. On Friday nights kids either go bowling, cinemagic, or BK. Merrimack isn't that bad but the high school sucks. That's why i go to trinity high school in manchester. Even though it isn't that bad most kids can't wait to get the hell out of there. But it is a pretty cool place to be.
Merrimack NH is awesome but most kids call it M TOWN.
by hollyo September 28, 2007
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Merrimack Valley

A valley in the Greater Boston area northwest of the city. Made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like Lowell,Lawrence and Haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. The rest of "The Valley" is made up of lower middle class towns like Billerica and Tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. The entire population of the area is made up of people originally from Dorchester, Southie or Somerville and everyone does heroin. You have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a shithole area. The Merrimack Valley
Where ya from? Im from Lowell up in the valley cocksuckah, go fuck ya mothah.

Kid from the Merrimack Valley
by Mill City December 21, 2008
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