lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

by Clara April 9, 2005

Lower Merion High School

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.

Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.

by CP12 April 30, 2006

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)

When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain

Hey last night that dude "Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)" his girlfriend

by Dr. Johnny O August 9, 2010

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

meriones

Someone with a huge dick which he can rap it around his legs five times.

Exaple of meriones:Be careful! Merione's dick is coming towards 😱

by Topopitopito April 6, 2017