Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."

Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!

by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009

Mappy

Someone who is over 30 years, trans, and obese. They tend to groom children online and in real life, and are excessively racist towards minorities, even if they are minorities themselves.

"I think my dad is a mappy"
"really?"
"yeah, I saw him stalk some kids in the park"
"but he's so fat! how did he even get there?"
"no fucking idea man, I'm scared."

by Nathan Wolfe March 4, 2022

Muppyfuck

the act of having sex with a muppet or hand puppet.

Bob -"hey what did u do last night"

Joe -"went to a party, i muppyfucked kermit so hard"

Bob - "nice""

by titysprinkles123123 October 8, 2010

meapy

Defines an action that it both Mean and Creepy at the same time

that creep around the corner is so meapy....", "quit meapin' on me bro!"

by Sherwood03 June 5, 2011

Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"

I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo

by Fuhkinzk May 15, 2018

mr.moppy

SHES LITERALLY SO COOL, PRETTY AND NICE <3 ONE OF THE BEST MUTUALS EVER I LOVE HER /p

im mutuals/friends with mr.moppy 😎

by poopsandfart July 8, 2021

merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017