mellon arena

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009

mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

by fred rek June 22, 2006

rib mellons

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.

Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

by ilovemilk October 17, 2006

Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007