Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

mekisha

a really hot gyal...lol..she rele nice and she pretty too...shes rele ditsy

oohh i wanna be mekisha

yo you seen mekisha ..gotdamn!!!!

by chocolateprincess22 December 26, 2009

mikinsi

The hottest girl you'll ever find but usually short as hell. Likes to eat lots of junk food but never gains weight from it.

Holy shit Mikinsi could be a model.

by BoiBlah April 16, 2017

arsh merkins

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Meinschein

my light

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013