Deisel Meister

1. In sports...someone very beast-like. A very good player. A big, massive player. Someone that you don't want to mess with. Usually a defensive lineman.

2. To deisel meister someone is to run them over (football) or dunk on someone (basketball).

3. A big girl. Usually man-like.

#44, that defensive end for the Wolves, is one badass Deisel Meister.

Deisel Meister by WBT January 29, 2007

Shiest-meister 

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.

Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!

Shiest-meister by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007

meister 

similar to 'dog', it is a suffix added to a name that makes that person sound a lot cooler than they actualy are.

"My name is mr cook..."

"You're a loser"

"...but people call me the cookmeister"

"You're so cool, make love to me"

meister by i suck ass October 16, 2008

Whore Meister 

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

Whore Meister by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

Douche Meister 

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

Douche Meister by that guync30 May 27, 2010

meatwater 

To have diarrhea with the consistency of water with chuncks of meat in it. Meatwater

Man those tacos we had last night gave me some stank meatwater this morning.

meatwater by vits July 20, 2006

bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

bacon meister by Lollipot July 20, 2013