Metitis 

Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.

Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.

Metitis by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007

Medition 

Medition is a verb and noun. It is a combination of two words- Medicine + Meditation. As a verb, it means to take harmless drugs and think deeply about something. It also means to take drugs that have no side-affects and think calm thoughts in order to relax. However, drugs are not allowed in religious kinds of meditations.

My friend, Neil, has been meditioning for a long time.

Medition by Rajeeb2014 June 27, 2018

Mehidi

The biggest Bg in the world,literally a GOD.

Dad i wish i was like Mehidi!!

Mehidi by Kololo January 11, 2019

Dirty Mehitabel 

it’s known to be a dirty mehitabel when there is a group of 8 people, 3 guys;5 girls. the five girl lay on the bed and the 3 guys jerk the girl’s penis off

Group: let’s do the dirty mehitabel!

Dirty Mehitabel by heyowtf September 11, 2021

Mehti 

1) a sexy guy thats also very religious
2) has a 10-12 incher

3) quite smart
4) hates,gays,and the people that support it.
5) hates feminists
6) knows that there are only 2 genders.
Be like mehti

Basically Mehti is a name coming from the name of Imam Mehdi which Muslims will know very well.

Mehti by Anwar jiwabi April 21, 2021

Medition 

Medition is a noun. It is a mixture of two words- Medicine + Meditation. It means the action or practice of meditating or meditioning by taking some friendly medicines or drugs that have no side-affects. It is the act of taking some legal or less harmful drugs and giving one's attention to only one thing as a way of becoming calm and relaxed. However, the drugs are not allowed in the religious meditations.

A: My friend Ronny has started medition!
B: What is 'medition'?
A: It means the action or practice of meditating or meditioning by taking some friendly medicines or drugs that have no side-affects. Actually, it is a way of becoming calm and relaxed.

B: Now, I understand! Thanks.
A: You are welcome.

Medition by Rajeeb2014 June 27, 2018

methitis 

Longing for a pipe of methamphetamine.

It's been so long, I have Methitis

methitis by Sweets73 September 19, 2016