Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Megasode

A huge scene caused by someone who has complicated a very simple task.

All he had to do was pass out the papers, but he totally had a megasode when he tripped and threw them in the air.

by tsulliski December 18, 2011

Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.

Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014

Metapod

Another word for one's peepee. This is a reference to pokemon.

When I saw the hot girl my metapod used harden.

by PILLOS22 March 9, 2019

Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick

I here she likes Megalodongs

by KatoArin October 10, 2022

Megalodon

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.

Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.

by Paulhully August 12, 2018