Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

by modc June 21, 2011

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou November 9, 2015

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

fried meatball

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.

frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass

jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach

by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011