Last Measure

A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it:

-Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-Press Ctrl+W when on it
-Go to task manager and end your browser task
-Shut down your PC and restart

Links to it:
<anything here>.on.nimp.org/<anything here (optional)>
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org

Trick: Hey dude
Guy B: hi
Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome
Guy B: Yes!
Trick: OK, link:
Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org
Guy B: What is it
Trick: A blog about my life
Trick: I live at NYC
Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it
*HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO JEWS.WMV AAAAAAAAA*
Trick: u there?
Guy B: YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS HAPPY NOW FUCKING IDIOT?
Trick: HAHA you went to it! You got Last Measure'd!

by TNTX32 August 9, 2009

real mature

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used

guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."

by drifter33032 April 19, 2007

Weed Measurements

UK Version:
0.5g = Blueys, fives (bit)

1g = Tens (bit), a bag

3.5g = 3-5, eighth

7g = Q, Quarter
14g = Half (oz)
28g/1oz = Ounces, Zs, Oz, Os
16oz = Pound, Bs, Bricks
35oz = Ks, Kilos

"Yo bro, i only got a fiver can you sort me a blueys?"
"How many grams is there in a ounce", "Twenty Eight bro you need to know your weed measurements"

by yhfrag September 19, 2019

Mature

What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.

People who write sex positions for the most random words on Urban Dictionary are not mature.

by Miku326 March 22, 2011

mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020

mature relationship

A relationship where you really care for someone. Where you are comfortable and can be yourself around them, yet know you can still be seductive towards them. You are only sexy for this one person. A mature relationship doesn't mean sex, but means that you trust that person enough to know they would respect your views on interactions such as that. In a mature relationship you are comfortable enough to talk about a future or what make you happy, what makes you feel good, and what you don't like without fearing judgement. A mature relationship is a mutual love shared by two people embarking on a future together.

Tom and Julia's mature relationship led them to a long life together.

by ChrysanthemumAngel December 17, 2016

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009