meatlapse

When a vegetarian eats meat.

She had been a vegetarian for 3 years, but had a meatlapse at Western Sizzlin' last week.

by ashleexoxo March 9, 2011

Meatflation

Slang term for a male erection, as first mentioned by John Oliver on his show, "Last Week Tonight".

ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.

by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs

while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

MEATFLAKES

the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.

"who left the meatflakes in the toilet you sick fucks"?

by chino cochino August 28, 2006

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

Meatclap

When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.

Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye

Or

Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3

And Also

You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped

by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008

meatclap

when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound

also used as a reference to beating someone at something

aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?

or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"

by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008