meat gazer

A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.

When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.

by nahtan July 30, 2008

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Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

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remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

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Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

by InkieRed December 30, 2009

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