give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie “Outer Banks” where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.

“Oh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !”

by 🌝🌝🌝🌝 May 20, 2020

Me estás jodiendo

Are you kidding me? / (This cannot be true)

Also known as "Me estás tomando el pelo" (Literally : Are you drinking my hair?)

Pablo just won the lottery

"Me estás jodiendo? Really?"

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by anotheronereally April 19, 2019

cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.

Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

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