Momicron

A princeton, new jersey helicopter tiger mom that is terrified of her children catching a highly contagious cold created from biological warfare despite the family being fully vaccinated against said infection.

husband and family dog return from dog park
wife: neither of you are allowed back in this house until that can of lysol is empty. make sure you spray his eyes.
husband: sheryl, I think you're being a bit of a momicron.
wife: you can sleep in your jeep liberty tonight

by Dilip Dilips January 8, 2022

mmmicrowave_

ur gonna see them going feral in every hot fnaf post. very cool person but god damn

damn mmmicrowave_ seems to be in heat in these comments😰

by scrunkles February 20, 2022