(noun)
A person most widely known for the fat that forms mainly around their ass as a result of the ingestion of McDonalds
While found in other countries, the McFatAss tends to breed most successfully in America. They are most comfortable in packs of 3 or 4. However, their shitty 1991 Honda Civics don't usually allow the easy transportation of these packs. Their natural enemy is the scale, stair-masters, gyms, P.E. teachers, movie theatre seats, airline seats, single servings, and anything healthy.
In their natural habit, (a McDonalds of course)they can be very easy going and possibly friendly.
DON'T BE FOOLED! For as soon as the McFatAss is out of its comfort zone, it will attack! The most common form of attack has been biting!
The McFatAss is usually not born fat. It usually develops a sweet tooth for fast food later in life. However, if two McFatAss mates (usually unsuccsessful because one of the two will either have a heart attack, or be crushed to death by the other)they will create a McFatAss baby! The McFatAss baby is very cute when first born. However, that cuteness will soon turn into an ugly McFatAss.
There were a few rare occasions where I actually saw 2 McFatAss females prostituting themselves in front of a McDonald'd Drive-Thru. They had chosen the drive-thru so as soon as they made the money, they could waddle in and get their next fix. Once they have become that addicted and desperate, the only cure is rehab =)
A person most widely known for the fat that forms mainly around their ass as a result of the ingestion of McDonalds
While found in other countries, the McFatAss tends to breed most successfully in America. They are most comfortable in packs of 3 or 4. However, their shitty 1991 Honda Civics don't usually allow the easy transportation of these packs. Their natural enemy is the scale, stair-masters, gyms, P.E. teachers, movie theatre seats, airline seats, single servings, and anything healthy.
In their natural habit, (a McDonalds of course)they can be very easy going and possibly friendly.
DON'T BE FOOLED! For as soon as the McFatAss is out of its comfort zone, it will attack! The most common form of attack has been biting!
The McFatAss is usually not born fat. It usually develops a sweet tooth for fast food later in life. However, if two McFatAss mates (usually unsuccsessful because one of the two will either have a heart attack, or be crushed to death by the other)they will create a McFatAss baby! The McFatAss baby is very cute when first born. However, that cuteness will soon turn into an ugly McFatAss.
There were a few rare occasions where I actually saw 2 McFatAss females prostituting themselves in front of a McDonald'd Drive-Thru. They had chosen the drive-thru so as soon as they made the money, they could waddle in and get their next fix. Once they have become that addicted and desperate, the only cure is rehab =)
'Hey look, a McFatAss!'
'AW SHIT! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID! NOW THAT HE'S ROLLING OVER HERE!'
'haha that McFatAss mom puts Dr. Pepper in her baby's bottle'
'If you want to get an Egg McMuffin, you had better hurry and get one before the fleet of Honda Civics come and the McFatAsses come to stock up!'
'AW SHIT! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID! NOW THAT HE'S ROLLING OVER HERE!'
'haha that McFatAss mom puts Dr. Pepper in her baby's bottle'
'If you want to get an Egg McMuffin, you had better hurry and get one before the fleet of Honda Civics come and the McFatAsses come to stock up!'
by Just_Jim February 11, 2008
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It helps if you're fat, which you most likely will be because you're eating at McDonald's.
It helps if you're fat, which you most likely will be because you're eating at McDonald's.
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A person who buys and uses Apple computers and products, or is otherwise "gay for Apple". Usually for one or more of the following reasons:
1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.
1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.
Jim: "Hey you wanna go get a cup of coffee?"
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."
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