MC Hammer

Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher

Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!

by Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2003

MC hammer

The only rapper to ever have talent.

MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.

by Delthryn March 29, 2005

MC Hammer

Name used for someone who is: severely in debt or bankrupt.
Originated from rapper MC Hammer, who is now doing TV shows on PAX TV and numerous amounts of DJ-ing for High School functions and birthday parties.

The boy is white. He swaggers like a rapper, but sucks at rapping. His family is also in credit card debt up to their necks. The boys and girls in school call this boy "MC HAMMER".

by Brandon Brown March 20, 2005

MC Hammer

If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)

"it's hammer time"

by Dan McCabe January 1, 2004

MC Hammer

Stupid one hit wonder who wears parachute pants.

When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.

by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004

MC Hammer

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

by Michael51 November 9, 2006