malarious

A form of the adjective 'hilarious'.

To be used when someone you dislike catches a serious, lifethreatening disease.

Guy 1 - I heard on the news that that Cheryl Cole bitch is seriously ill
Guy 2 - Damn Straight. That hoe is Malarious!!

by malarious November 17, 2010

MAGAvirus

Virus started and originally fully owned by China, inciting 'virus jealousy' in a big-mansion-but-small-bat-in-the-basement American president. The envious president then 'pre-predicted' China's outbreak, ditched all preparatory and prevention capabilities of the USA well in advance, fiddled for months after the outbreak -- then pandemic -- were declared, spent weeks trying to convince old people it's like the flu -- eventually completely succeeding at wresting the MAGAvirus from any other country's -- or even bat's -- tiny hands. To boost his own ego, when it seemed good to blame the MAGAvirus on communists, China, Asians, and democrats, he bravely didn't hesitate to do so. After trumpeting there will be many deaths, he recommended all either continue to stick their heads in the sand like he would, or cover the face with a red scarf, likely having his new reelection slogan, 'Made America Gasp Agonally' (a nice word to look up). The president achieved his greatest social / viral success ever, and it's still growing. He managed in so few short weeks to lead to an America 'number 1' in so many things: infections, deaths, and working on longest / most incompetent response time, and Most Ineffective Health System For Pandemics. So much winning!

It took the viral success of the MAGAvirus to wake up those who were left alive to the fallacy of having an idiot narcissist as president.

'It was a perfect phone call, there's a perfect test, and it's going to be a perfect MAGAvirus. A beautiful, warm, nice MAGAvirus. 10 out of 10. Absolutely perfect. '

'I hate to say it myself, but OUR MAGAvirus trumps China's.'

by J. Tschlottman April 5, 2020

Malarious

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

by Paul November 4, 2003

makarious

pimp , racer , loves merna .

yo did you see makarious kill that honda civic last night ?

by jacklen supreh February 28, 2009

Martavious

A person who only feed you lies just to leave you at the end.

Martavious is a lier

by Miraclemia December 8, 2018

malacious

Characterized by pernicious influence; intending or intended to prevent harm via a circuitous route that may or may not add value to judgement. A camouflaged form of blame shifting in which the proponents compels validation that will later be used to authenticate their own merit, or the lack of merit of others.

Donna insisted that the procedure be executed, despite the obviously malacious intentions.

by Kennocha R May 12, 2019

markavious

Markavious is a genuine and kind person, he’ll treat like a princess and will make you laugh when you’re trying to be mad at him. he’s a wonderful and sweet person and will be the best thing to ever come across your life, never give a markavious up

“markavious oh my god hi”

by anonymous May 2, 2022