dirty mayceo

When you get a rake a stick up your dads ass singing jingle bells

i went outside so could do a dirty mayceo

by HARD CORE MONKEY SEX February 20, 2021

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Mackoff

Huge, enormous.

Girl: Shit! There's a Mackoff spider in the shower!
Boy: Calm down, it's not that big.

by Squiggles2011 April 11, 2011

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A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.

Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...

by Padilla November 29, 2006

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Mayuko

A super hot sexy girl with big boobs. She's kind of shy, but super outgoing when you take her out to a party and get her drunk and will love you always!

"Hey dude, look at that girl!"

"She's such a Mayuko, you should take her out to get drinks"

by lemuuurrr March 22, 2012

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