Max Payne 2

Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.

If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......

by Funnyboy December 12, 2003

max payne bar

A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.

"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"

by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014

max payne thousand

When she 10/10 bad asf and a certified freak

Guy 1: How you feel about her?

Guy 2: she a max payne thousand ganggy
Guy 1: max payne thousand?! You have to get her

by ggonly April 17, 2022

Max Payne 5000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 5000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

Max Payne 6000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 6000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

Max Payne Thousand

Fine ass baddie. She cool asf and bad asf. Typically used wit da homies.

Person 1: Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over

Person 2: She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho you alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022