max payne bar

A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.

"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"

by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014

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max payne thousand

When she 10/10 bad asf and a certified freak

Guy 1: How you feel about her?

Guy 2: she a max payne thousand ganggy
Guy 1: max payne thousand?! You have to get her

by ggonly April 17, 2022

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Max Payne 5000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 5000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

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Partying like Max Payne

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

by unclepayne August 25, 2013

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