A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014
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by ggonly April 17, 2022
Get the max payne thousandmug. by toad_did_it December 12, 2021
Get the Max Payne 5000mug. I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!
by unclepayne August 25, 2013
Get the Partying like Max Paynemug. by toad_did_it December 12, 2021
Get the Max Payne 6000mug. 
