Mauterstock

The last name of royalty. There is no asking which Mauterstock when looking in the phone book because there are no other Mauterstocks.

Hello Mr. Mauterstock, I worship you.

by kendalljose October 14, 2008

Maugerville

Small ass town in New Brunswick between Fredericton and Oromocto, it has a big Potatoe.

"Where the hell is a big potatoe?!" Where the hell is Maugerville???"

by Kenny Michaels March 3, 2009

Maurer Nug

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.

"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"

by Heimdog April 1, 2007

Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer

by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

mauzner

The Mauzner is small, stocky, and aggressive creature famous for its thick pelt, originating from the forests that surround Minsk. The indigenous Mauzners were hunted to extinction during the late 19th Century, but one survives in captivity in Southern California.

A life spent hunting Mauzner is a well spent life.
- old Ukrainian proverb

by dbcooper2000 May 30, 2008

madzer

An insane person who feeds on looking and lurking round kids. This person is a disgrace.

That mhan is a madzer

by Big Mac boy December 29, 2018

Mazerlean

So mazerlean is when somone tells you somthing but it’s not amazing and it’s bit worthless it’s just alright so u say mazerlean.

I got some new shoes

Mazerlean

by Harrison the amazing beast :- January 9, 2019