A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.
I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!
by Chem_STARboy October 2, 2017
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Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...
Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...
Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.
Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?
Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.
Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.
Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?
Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.
Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005
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on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.
by pimpsville August 9, 2004
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by wffan15 February 4, 2010
Get the mauney mug.a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.
"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"
maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"
maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"
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by thenotoriousCYN_ May 6, 2008
Get the Maury mug.The word Mareya originates from the word Pure. Also a girl named Mareya is a funny and sarcastic girl who loves to sing and dance. She is so sweet and gentle and wouldn't hurt any living thing although she can have an attitude but overall she's a star,
Get yourself a Mareya
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