Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.

Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!

by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Mageralyzed

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.

Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!

by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

The Mauer

The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur

Big Bert took her to the Mauer!

by Soup Bag November 3, 2022

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

April Margera

A woman who walks on water and should be considered for sainthood...and a role model for mothers across the world.
She allows her sons to be crazy, and creative, while giving them space and tons of love!

A woman almost as cool as my own mom!

by SFGIRL February 2, 2005

Maurer'd

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

Mangerino

Noun

A material of nutritional value that which one can consume; food.

From the French: "Manger" meaning "to eat"

"Hey, man! Whatcha got there?"
"Oh, just some mangerinos from Taco John's"

by poliswagg October 19, 2018