Matos

means "to kill" in Spanish, also one of the best last names you could have

Senor Matos es mi vida.

by Nancy Mato June 29, 2008

Matzoballing

A tea-bagging done by a Jewish person.

Hey Abe, remember that time in Camp Habonim when we administered a matzoballing on that putz Moishe? Oi vey!

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

The Famous Itai Matos

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.

The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!

by morgan moom October 31, 2008

matossian

wolf man, hairy individual

that guy was so hairy, he must be a matossian

by anita man December 24, 2006

Matios

A person who typically talks non-sense and has a very eager gambling addiction.

Person 1- Did you catch up with Matios yesterday?

Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.

by TheRealGee June 11, 2018

Matzo balls

Another name for a Jewish man's testicles

That Jewish man has big matzo balls.....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

carlos matos

There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot

Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy

by tomato&carrot=? May 4, 2017