Marteh

The marteh is the cutest creature known to human kind,
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.

Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.

That Marteh is so cute i must snuggle it!

by Tehee May 29, 2008

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

Marteh

A term used to describes someone who 'owns' or 'pwns' or is '1337'.

FK said : Matt is sure not Marteh
or
Hawk said : Martin sure is Marteh

by w1n September 29, 2003

Matrell

A word singalling someone is your friend when you greet them.

"Hey matrell, what's up"

by Big Daddy Sherry August 2, 2006

matrella

rellvfx. iyuxi. matrella.

hey!
matrella.

by iamsuperioriamgod November 9, 2020

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009