mathematician

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.

by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006

Daniel Mateiu

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.

Hi, Daniel Mateiu

by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018

Manheim Township

A school in Lancaster,PA full of white rich kids who try to act ghetto but fail and ultimately end up embarrassing themselves. Teachers are dickheads and students are the most egotistical people on earth.

Person #1: “yo that guy is a douchebag”

Person #2:”yea they go to Manheim Township”

Person #1: “oh shit, that makes sense”

by iOnlySpeakFax December 11, 2018

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers

by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011

Mathematics

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.

I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.

by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014

Mathew Baynton

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

by helena.francisss July 1, 2021