Cock mæster

The ultra sex level for veterans in sex

That guy that fucked my girl was definitely a cock mæster he was thrusting about 4 times a second

by The guy friend March 11, 2019

mantosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.

Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of mantosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of mantosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.

by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

Mitosterbation

Sex with a clone of oneself.

"We did not clone you for mitosterbation. At least get out of my office!"

by Qman3000 August 17, 2008

mageester

when you stick in their keester and you take it out and they taste the poo. Otherwise known as ass to mouth.

That ho sure turned me on when I pulled it out of her ass and she did the Mageester

by Rebecca Becker December 3, 2007

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005